just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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