Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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