The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
