we have officially lost it.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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