You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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