Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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