did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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