i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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