good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I need water and some morals
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