Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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