D3 body, D1 cock
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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