scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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