No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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