It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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