you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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