U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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