This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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