He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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