I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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