It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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