Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Randomize