I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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