our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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