So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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