Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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