I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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