I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
