i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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