Non-Jews are for practice
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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