Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
