She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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