After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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