Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
