4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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