forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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