I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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