wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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