You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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