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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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