It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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