I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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