He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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