You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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