Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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