so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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