you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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