i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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