At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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