Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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