Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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