Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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