It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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