so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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