There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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