I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Two words: blizzard sex
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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